it’s funny how the doctor hates apples because an apple a day keeps the doctor away
today i watched iron man 3 for the second time
because i felt i missed parts when i was hyperventilating the first time

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Reblogging this just because my roommate and I got in a fight about melons a few days ago.

I LOVE MOFFAT’S FACE
Is he mouthing “oh god”?


Stop filming & help me
Cat: HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
This never gets old lol
Lmao
puppies: HAI THAR NEW FRIEND
YOU SMELL DIFFERENT
ARE YOU A SPECIAL KIND OF PUPPY??? :D ?
tHE EYES
HUMAAN